Dr. Column Roger sends in the only remaining copy of the hit single 'Moebius Owl Skulls' ( top 20 in Japan ).

Squire Magnet Magazine unearths the "Tapes of" series containing the only known copy of video for Vacant Eyed John.

He whistled while he killed down by the "rails".

Long Time Genius releases "missing" video for 40,000 Pages

Inspired by the composition professor Dr. Yoke Pulliam. His apartment in Stedwich was filled floor to ceiling with stacks of manuscript paper. Every surface contained scraps of India ink splattered paper, each page containing an aborted composition identical to all the others, a fact the professor never realized until the last note is written.

Major Burning Mirror Press Release

Not every band tours Mozambique. Not every band has a need to -- or a right to. But, not every band is Burning Mirror. Still that country's biggest selling act, BM only made it to Mozambique's radio air waves through a fluke of timing. Timing and satellites. The short-lived "Doly Veega" (the Mirror's personal broadcasting unit) actually made it over the borders when what scientists call a "radation theoretical" occurred. The initial effect was one of randomness. The second effect was madness. The third and fourth effects were humans dancing in the streets. The streets of Mozambique.

Learning of the news on a return trip from the Not-so-far-East, Burning Mirror (ever the shrewd businessmen) immediately set up the month-long "Mozambique Worldwide" tour. A tour which is noteworthy for reasons. This was the only excursion wherein no member of the entourage was jailed. Also, it was from a Mozambique stage that Slim Freedom announced that this would be the last tour for background keyboardist Genius GarryThurber. And it was -- it was.

Not to mention the music. All that live music. The entire tour was recorded and taped. These priceless master tapes have since come up missing -- or STOLEN. Duke Wisdom elucidates: "Yeah, some bloke pinched our tracks. Or misplaced them." At this time the group was going by "Burning Mirror UK" due to a little known Balkan group of the same name, hence some of the confusion. And hence Clean Tate brooding on his private bus. Obscure fact: as a result of this tour, a BM tribute band formed in Mozambique, calling themselves "Burning Said." All of Mozambique's finest stars turned up at the performances. Even the president and the Minister of Experience. During a cable television broadcast of one of the best concerts, Slim Freedom shocked the crowd and viewers by pulling a monkey from the inside of a burning grand piano. In the following years, the band lived up to its reputation.

-- Magic Cook, Free-wire news agency.